1) The glue. He eats or what? It melts? An elf comes the night to cut the tube of glue? I

At school, I often be exasperated by these empty packages, these chewed pens that do not work, these rules broken ... Well, you know, all the material requested earlier this year, which finished sprayed after a week of classes ... Finally for hardware yet available because the rest ended up god knows where, somewhere in the vacuum wisdom tooth of space the floor of the classroom ...
Periodically, the teacher asks parents to check and refill kits. In general, it is noted that in the homework on Friday night. That way, parents have every weekend to go to the corner store, buy pens and erasers.
Often, Monday, checks, 10 minutes we lose, but it's still better wisdom tooth than wasting a lot of time at the time of assessment because "Mistress, I have more pencil" or "Maîtresssssse my pen, it works anymore. "
- Those who buy the latest fashionable wisdom tooth school supplies too funny, with whom their child will play for hours instead of listening to the lesson on verbs of the first group. Because the rule that bends in all directions without breaking, it's nice to sword or make any kind of forms. Well after a while, she has a bit tired resume its original shape and is completely twisted, wisdom tooth but that's okay. Oh, and by the way, the 4-color pen that writes purple and pink, it has no interest ... It is written in blue notebooks wisdom tooth (Yes, I know, it's barbaric, but it's like that)
- There are those who give an old pen offered by a supplier, a half of gum, and three colored pencils dating from the Revolution (and their kid will never cut because the mine is all broken inside ).
- There are those who respond that "first attendance is free" then would see not ask us to buy stuff all year. So that's generally in the public and bah, you know what ?? This is the teaching which is free. But hey, we will not open the débat..zont not want to hear that the school can not provide all the affairs of kids ... Zont not want to know that already wisdom tooth the mistress, she has a rule twisted it for his painting and hassle to draw lines. wisdom tooth She did not have the budget to buy new equipment for geometry, because she has ordered 30 new books of French, because a sinister decided we had no need to learn the past-compound CE2, it could be done in CM1 ... So the budget to give pens, markers and glue to all students throughout the year, you can always believe.
- There are those who come to complain because it's been three times they buy a fountain pen at their kid and must necessarily having wisdom tooth them stolen. Um, bah actually, no. There is nothing to steal your kid. He just likes to take it apart all day, and one day, when the pen leaks, it does not close, and that the pen does not look like anything, he throws it ... But it does not say Mom, because he did not want to rot the head.
The mistress ... She has had enough to educate your children. She explained a hundred times that we must respect the material, his own and that of the school, it is expensive and everything .. And one day she decided she was tired. As the centerpiece is a lazy definition of civil servant, she decided to just do his job, so teach. She, incongruous idea I see it, decided that education was not his role, it was the parents. It is the same also for children who do not know that the word "thank you" is in our lovely language.
I am one of those parents. And I spend my life buy glue, erasers, pencils. I really think to take shares in a company that manufactures school supplies.
1) The glue. He eats or what? It melts? An elf comes the night to cut the tube of glue? I'm not even talking glue under two, one to be spread by kilos if the sheet is the trunk ten minutes. No, the real glue, yellow tube, which costs an arm. The more you buy the less there is in the kit kid ..
2) The gum. Does someone has already finished his gum? I mean, is there one person who has so gummed, keeping the same gum, which he finished with a tiny bit useless? No! Gums that is lost. So there, you have to explain. Do gums have some sort of small integrated GPS to return to the factory alone? Is it that there is an embedded chip so they run away as soon as one turns his back? Because if I listen to my children, they are falling and when they look on the ground, it's wisdom tooth gone and they will never find ...
3) pencils